Stocks and S.O.G.

Wall Street Brokers admit mathematical mistake
This morning troubling news surfaced from Wall Street regarding the Dow Jones Industrial week end total of 10,270 points.
"One of the guys in calculations at Goldman Sachs made a minor error," said Dow Jones head I. Hart Cash. "Instead of 10,270 points it is actually 10.270 points. So I am happy to say that the recession is over, but the depression has just begun. Sorry."
When ask about these new developments in the financial markets President Barack Obama said something very eloquent and uplifting that had nothing to due with Wall Street.

Notorious S.O.G. drops another sample
Notorious S.O.G. (aka Jesus Christ) dropped yet another sample from his highly anticipated album Notorious S.O.G.: Resurrected Again.
"I think that everyone is going to love 'Immortal' because it tells the story of my life," said S.O.G. "It's awesome.

Immortal
It may not be nothing to ya'll
But you know that I live eternally
And I got nothing to keep me down
I am the immortal man, mortal man, mortal man
I'm coming back from the beyond
And telling everyone they should pray for me
And I ain't gonna answer their prayers
I am the immortal man, mortal man, mortal man